Modi's grand plan to make India 5 trillian economy

                                      

We all know Modi has announced his plans to make India 5 trillian dollar economy in 5 years.

To accomplish this goal union cabninet went int o a huddle to come up with innovative ways of making this possible. It was evident to them that this is not possible with out taking some 'help' from more than 100 crore population of our country.

Sevaral ministers were of the opinion that this is not possible given the time line and the current slow down inthe economy.

So a decision was made to actively involve all the citizens in this mammoth task of making India a 5 billion ( sorry read as trillion) dollar economy.India's population is its wealth and below decisons to increase traffic violation fines were taken to achecive this goal.

All the traffic departments have received goals to collect fines from people as mentioned below

Goal for total fine collection for various offence in the next five year targets from all over the country.

From people Jumping the signal ( in a bike): 0.1 trillion
From people Jumping the signal ( in a car)   : 1 trillion
From people Jumping the signal ( in a truck) : 1 trillion
From people jumpng the signal ( in a cycle) : 2.9 trillion

Total of these fines becomes 5 trillion making India a 5 trillion economy.

Hope Modi will not aimt o amke India 10 trllion economy after achieving this goal.



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