Campus placements at KIET set a new record

Karachi institute of terrorist technology is a premier college in Pakistan which has recently set a new record in placing it's students in world renowned companies.

Comapanies like lashkar-e-toiba and Al-qaeda were actually bombing each other to get the first day slot of cmapus hiring in this instittute resutling in several casualties from both sides. It was later decided both lashkar and alqaeda decided to increase their terrorists intake from the institute to replace the dead men from the bombing.


Employment opportunities here are on a full swing even though the entire world is struggling with a economic slowdown. Only pre-requisites to get recruited seem to be a passion, self motivation to kill anybody or self at a very short notice.

Also the selected students will be sent to Afghanistan on a 6 month traning to train with Taliban where they will be given tasks to kill American soldiers. Their performance will be analysed at the end of 6 month period. Those found to be having satisfactory skills will be provided with permanent roles and those who do not will be put to rest permanently.

Following is the list of students placed in different organisations as per the list released by the placement officer.

Domestic companies	Number placed
lashkar e taiba	123
Alqaeda	23
Jaish-e-Mohammed	321
Sipah-e-Sahaba.	23
Jaish ul-Adl.	12
Al Badr Mujahideen.	34
Harkat ul Mujahideen.	21
Overseas organizations
Boko haram	231
Hamas	311

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